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Don’t Die (No Lie Parody)

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Don’t Die (No Lie Parody) Lyrics

(2AverageJoes)
I am playing COD, running around happily
Then got, killed by, dead mans hand and second chance
What's that, bullshit, I play strong and take it
C4 as equipment, nades cocked and loaded
Kills up and my deaths down, in the game with my sight down
Hit ya ass with pow pow, then throw a smoke no camels
I cap ya flag and keep it, add it to my stat list
Skeleton on the map? it's probably one of these noobs
It's probably campin' ass playa, bout to die so say a prayer
Gotcha head up in my scope, and kills like a slayer
My team so good they shootcha, in the game so vicious
And watch out for that knife, 'fore they all infect us!

(Yeahh)
I'm gon' shootcha less you with me
I just laugh at yo 360
I know no players gon' kill me
I don't die, don't die, don't dieeee
Don't die, don't die, don't dieeee
Real players say "lag"
I ain't never used no hacks
I ain't never used no hacks
X3
Thats a thing I don't do
Nah, I just do it for them players
That a tryna get a kill in 'fore they die, whatup

2Joes and TO, can't kill me, can't KO
Top boards like every game, CoD CEO
You join game, you choose class, you go prone, I know wassup
Find a friend then cry and say "why the fuck you shootin' us"
Why the hell am I skippin' frames, swear to god I'm gonna go insane
Swear to god if I disconnect then I dashboard once and never play again
You could be pro, but i'll still treat ya ass like an NUB
Just need to get that killstreak so one kill is fine with me
New game coming soon, stats like I program
Treyarch here to confirm, that every game i'll go ham
Stay keepin my kills high so I'm extra known like a flashback
Me and cod go way back, I run shit and I talk smack
Thats word

*Hook*

Name a player that want some, I'll outplay his ass, I'll shoot his ass
Put his GT in a video with his hackin' ass
Take him out.
Bringin you what to know, woody without an intro
Team Joe, YOLO, Poppin hoes no polo
I won when they said I wouldn't, killed when they said I couldn't
Pack so much heat, ya'll noobs think I'm cookin
Ya'll noobs bout to pass on, 2 Joes on ya main chick
Left thumb on the DPAD, right thumb on the joystick!
(Ohh)
*Hook*

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