Twenty-five and I can buy my way of planet nerf
Where the softest hearts are tossed around on astro turf
For $25 bucks he can at least escape a artificial-seeming world — as fake and plastic as a Nerf™ product or AstroTurf™ — that nevertheless plays the equivalent of American football with tender human emotions.
It could also be a reference to the research chemical 25i, which makes you trip.
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