[Verse 1: Rob Roy]

Hey y'all, how you doing? How you been?
I know it's been awhile, but now I'm finally at the end
Which is...really the begin-ning(!)
Of a whole new trend
To my old school friends like a tofu blend
And when I get in you, I guess depends
On if it's intended to settle in
Or if I'm an inch from the pistol's end - blaow!
How you like me now?
Don't pull the thing 'less you 'bout it, bou'
I got things to do like move my mouth
Take 2 and screw, like to the house
Why tune it out?
Don't know, don't care
Don't go nowhere no folks won't stare
So hold those there, don't grow so scared!
Y'all funny, what we say here is-

[Hook: Brandeis Bing]

Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
(Am I supposed to be giggling now?)
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
(A-heh)
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy

[Verse 2: Rob Roy]

If you ain't know, better ask somebody-
I ain't a ho, but I have some buddies
'Sides me and my close family
So that goes for the people immediately in Youth Medium tees
Pleading to please be beneath me, and needing to eat me to feed this disease
I believe...either I'm easy, or easy-to-squeeze
Jesus, at least be between the extremes! Right, y'all?
It's like, dude, I'm used to Hee-Haw
And get used to all of these broads
And we fall no matter how tall, or how small
We all get all-dogged, and all-clogged
See, all is not solved
It's all cause it's all-in-all balls!
So all y'all involved and all, call-

[Hook: Brandeis Bing]

Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
(Nigga please!)
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
(A-heh)
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy

[Rob Roy:]

Finally at the end...

[Hook: Brandeis Bing]

Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
(Am I supposed to be giggling now?)
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy
(Oh hell naw)
Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy

(Hehhehehe, aahhaha, yea I'm afraid to giggle, hehehe, ouch)