A thick dame thighs, click claim prize
And the lucky contestant was sent
A whole year's supply of buckets of yucky excrement

from MF Doom – Rap Ambush Lyrics on Rap Genius

Like those annoying pop ups, ‘CLICK HERE TO CLAIM PRIZE’, women are but a distraction. Don’t be foolish enough to let them saddle you up with a kid. You don’t want to be changing diapers in the middle of a war.

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