"Kelly Kapowski"
Yeah, you guys really got that one, man
"A generic love song" -- that's what that song was about
I'm just a grown man obsessed with Saved by the Bell

from Meyhem Lauren – The Laurenovich Angle (Fuck Pitchfork) Lyrics on Rap Genius

Meaning

As he makes clear in the verse below, “Kelly Kapowski” — a.k.a. white girl — is slang for cocaine. Pitchfork drastically misread the song in its review

“Kelly Kapowski”, a should-be nostaligic ode to the Saved by the Bell pinup, finds him in romantic mode, describing the perfect woman in the most generic terms imaginable

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