Crafted, cleverly, Kelly Kapowski's cocaine
Cornball comprehension cause confusion, no brain
If you couldn't comprehend it, you don't understand much

from Meyhem Lauren – The Laurenovich Angle (Fuck Pitchfork) Lyrics on Rap Genius

Meaning

Every line in “Kelly Kapowski” is written to refer to a woman and to cocaine. A couple examples:

Coming through with Kelly, bagging shorty near the telly

Sometimes she’s a hard rock, others a softy
But I don’t give a fuck as long as she never divorce me

The writer couldn’t catch the references, so he found no value in the song. In turn, he judged something he didn’t understand.

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