And if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori
For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

from Bo Burnham – New Math Lyrics on Rap Genius

If Tori is 12, then Bobby must be 14, and Kim is 7. There are four months in the year with only 30 days: April, June, September, and November. The age of consent in Massachusetts (where Bo is from) is 16. So you would think it would be until Kim turns 16, but it’s not, because it cannot be considered statutory rape until the oldest, Bobby, is 18. This means it will only be considered Statutory Rape during the 5 years between when Bobby turns 18 and Kim turns 16. There are four 30-day months in a year, so the answer is 4 (months) x 5 (years) = 20 (30 day months)

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