Cover art for Hash Muffins by Sam Lachow

Hash Muffins

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Hash Muffins Lyrics

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
Aha (aha) I got some time to kill
We get it hella fucking smokey every time we chill
Bust out that bong, bust out that fat ass batch of hash to smoke
Glass upon the glass, packing fatty ass snapper bowls
How did this happen so quickly?
It just hit me
Just so goddamn sticky
And if you blowing with me guarantee you won't be sorry
We should let this turn into a slumber party, super dooper
Hash daily got me stupid-ass lazy
Now I'm GameCube stoned
Playing Super Smash melee
Play with me baby and blow the bud that we worthy of
Bong hits and inhaling fatter than Kirby does
Something healthy for my lungs
There's just something so damn sexy in the way she pulls that blunt
And we just keep on puffin don't matter as long as we use it right
Puffing on this kill, be careful cause you might lose a life

[Hook: Ryan Campbell]
We've never been this high
I'm looking down at them under me
Do you wanna get high? (high)
Do you wanna get higher?
On my way to the weed man
Now he say he got the killer, man
Charo Cali Mr. Blaze
I'm 'bout to misbehave
I'm 'bout to twist this haze
Mix the Henny with the Kush, now a zooted babay
[Verse 2: Skylar Swenson]
Awe man, and you don't know the half of it
Zig Zag wraps blowing snaps out the halfs of it
Half nuggets on my dashboard from the last of it
Wrap something unless you've got asthma then we got hash muffins
Eights? No. Smoking on big zippers
Keep my j's rolled, and I'm high as the big dipper
Playing Halo (pew pew)
New bed, same clothes
Keep them rolling back to back so she don't know which way to smoke
And you know I'm a gentleman I always let the ladies hit
Girl you ain't
Getting paid quit babysitting

I'm on that lazy mission
I don't move too fast
Pockets full of that purple hazy mixture
And I'm rolling while I'm driving, find nugs under the car seat
Ask me my cologne that's Kush by Bob Marley
Chilling on this couch she said, "this bong is nifty"
Quit playing, shoot some zombies with me

[Hook: Ryan Campbell]
We've never been this high
I'm looking down at them under me
Do you wanna get high? (high)
Do you wanna get higher?
On my way to the weed man
Now he say he got the killer man
Charo Cali Mr. Blaze
I'm 'bout to misbehave
I'm 'bout to twist this haze
Mix the Henny with the Kush, now a zooted babay

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