6 semen samples, 17 strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can-opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe
Eminem fantasizes about raping virginal child-celebrity Miley Cyrus (best known for starring as “Hannah Montana”) after her provocative Vanity Fair photo shoot, leaving detectives to pick up the evidence after he cuts into her unripe fruit
This could be an allusion to an earlier and well known Slim Shady line, about people cutting each other up like cantalopes.
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