Perfect Saturday Lyrics

[Intro: Jorma]
Yeah, this beat reminds me of back in the day
Sunshine chillin'
Man, tell 'em about your perfect Saturday


[Verse 1: Jorm, Kiva, and (Ned)]
Woke up at 10, no worries at all
Another sunny day in LA, that’s how we ball
Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight
Head’s still spinnin' from the freaks last night

Yeah man, you know I got the sticky for sho'
And five females coming over at 4
I’ma hop in the shower, clean my nuts
Throw on the Polo Sport to impress the stunts

Rolling up in the Charger with the suicide doors
Top down cruising as I head to the store

Jim hats, some brews, everything that we need
Then back to the crib smoking Indo weed

It’s the perfect Saturday, there’s knock on the door

Man, these girls are here early, it’s a quarter to 4
Man, which of these freaks I’ma see in my bed?
Open the door and see my homie Ned

(Oh, hey guys, how’s it going?) What up, Ned?
(I got 911, need to use your head)
That’s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit
(Yeah, I know, now move, I gotta take a shit)
Now, normally Ned, the bathroom was yours
But we got these fine freaks coming over at 4
(Fine freaks? Okay, new plan
I’ll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night)
[Interlude: Jorm, Kiva, and (Ned)]
Okay, Ned, thanks for stopping by
(You’re welcome)
Seriously, Ned, it was good to see you
(I know)
*Ned's fart noises*
Listen, the freaks are gonna be here any minute
We gotta get rid of this guy
Hey dude, he’s your friend, you should ask him to leave
Listen, if the freaks come here, he cannot be here
(Oh, God)
*Doorbell buzzes, Ned's fart noises continue*
Shit! Ah, one second
What time is it?
It’s 4, it’s them
Who? The freaks?
Yes, get Ned out!

[Verse 2: Jorm, Kiva, and (Ned)]
Ned, you gotta hop out the window
(But we’re on the 5th floor!)
Yes, smooth like Indo
(I’m not doing that!) Then hit the bathroom on the double
(The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble)
*Doorbell buzzes again, Ned's fart noises continue*

[Interlude: Jorm, Kiva, (Ned), and girls]
(Look, seriously I’ll hold it
I’ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times)
*Large fart noise*
Oh, what the fuck? Oh, no
I’m gonna need to borrow some pants
*Door opens*
Jeremy, we were buzzing, why didn't you...
Oh, hey ladies
Oh, my God, it smells like fucking death in here!
Hey, freaks!
This place smells like shit!
It was them!
We're out of here
Becca, wait!
Oh, you guys blew it

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The closing song off of The Lonely Island’s Wack Album, apparently describing the “Perfect Saturday” of two friends. Their plans of getting together with some “freaks” are disrupted by Ned.

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What did The Lonely Island say about "Perfect Saturday"?
Genius Answer


[Andy]
The perfect Saturday is not a prequel to lazy Sunday.
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