"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"

from Eminem – Criminal Lyrics on Rap Genius

Meaning

Poking fun at televangelists, who, like senators, often get into scandals

One evangelist, Ted Haggard, like Ken, likes gay men. Haggard ran a church that was anti-gay “in the eyes of the lord” but had sex with gay prostitutes at a local hotel.

Also pointing out that many of the people pointing fingers at him are just as dirty and should take a look at themselves

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