And while he's running down to all star weekend to ball
I'm coming with the U-Haul
Some of his hoes' customers are apparently All-Star NBA players, and while they’re away for the weekend playing in that All-Star game DOOM is going to come by with a U-Haul truck and steal as many things from that star’s mansion as he can fit.
There is a celebrity All Star game during NBA all star weekend where several famous rappers usually participate, so it isn’t necessarily about players. Also when he says “to ball” he doesn’t mean necessarily play ball. All-Star weekend is a travel destination in the hip-hop community. People go to “ball” (which means to show off and have a good time). So when this guy goes out of town, he plans to rob his place.
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