Defined Lines (”Blurred Lines” Parody)
Defined Lines (”Blurred Lines” Parody) Lyrics
Every bigot shut up
Every bigot shut up
Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey
[Verse 1]
Boy, you better quit all your sexist ways
So hear our manifesto of the modern age
It's time to undermine
The masculine confines
Cause we don't wanna grind
Gri-ii-iind
You think that you're so slick
Let me emasculate ya
Because your precious dick
Can't beat my vibrator
We're feeling the frustration
From all the exploitation
Prepare for your castration
[Hook]
So we can fuck this man's world
With all its bullshit
Girls don't deserve it
And that's why we quit
We ain't good girls
We are scholastic
Smart and sarcastic
Not fucking plastic
If you wanna get nasty
Just don't harass me
You can't just grab me
That's a sex crime
Yeah we don't want it
It's chauvinistic
You're such a bigot
[Verse 2]
What you see on TV
Doesn't speak equality
It's straight up misogyny
Don't want you to come on my face
You think you're hunky
Hey hey hey
You wanna hug me?
Hey hey hey
Don't you mean fuck me?
[Verse 3]
One thing I ask of you
Don't assume that we all just wanna screw
Gotta respect me for me to be your boo
We don't want no scrubs, no we don't approve
Need a universal role reversal
In real life not a dress rehearsal
Gotta resist all the gender roles
Time to put misogyny on parole
Put exploitation on probation
Time for you to witness our liberation
There's more to life than penetration
And sexual discrimination
So tonight, we ignite our civil rights
Resist chauvinism, win the fight
Cause you're living large just like a montage
Of you and your friends actin' out Entourage
But we ain't whores to do your household chores
To make you a sandwich when we're on all fours
From history to her-story
Know you got some opinions that we don't agree
Need to call my sister Joan of A-R-C
Bake a feminist cake, Antoinette Marie
Yeah, guys, we got spies
Know all you wanna do is fertilize
But avert your eyes from my thighs
Never tell a bitch she gotta drop a size
You wanna box gap? Show me your six-pack
You wanna landing strip? You'd better get ripped
I apologize if you think my lines are crass
Tell me how it feels, to get verbally harassed?
About
“Defined Lines” is a parody of Robin Thicke’s well-known, highly controversial single, “Blurred Lines.”
This song was created by a group of University of Auckland (New Zealand) law students, featuring 3 fully dressed women (Olivia Lubbock, Zoe Ellwood and Adelaide Dunn) responding to the attentions of men in their underwear as they discuss sexism.
It must be mentioned that the song was made not only fight against the sexism that was shown in the music video, but against the lyrics that were subliminally promoting current rape culture:
The song is about how a girl really wants crazy wild sex but doesn’t say it—positing that age-old problem where men think no means yes into a catchy, hummable song.
INTERESTING FACT: The video, which had 450,000+ views at the time, was removed from YouTube after it got flagged by users as containing “inappropriate content”. Obviously, it’s back on now, but was so ironic about the removal of the video was the fact that it was a parody to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
And of course, the unrated version, which fully exposes the 3 women’s bodies.
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