[Intro]
Time to set this record straight
Clear up some misconceptions!
Haha, my intelligent design...
Is a product of an intelligent designer
Makes sense huh?

[Hook]
Darwinian Cousins, they're my relations, I love 'em
But when they ramble about macro-evolution, gotta take it up on 'em
This ain't a fact yo, it's merely a theory
Time to get your priorities right
I don't mean to be rude, I mean that sincerely

[Verse 1: Ryan Vice]
See, whenever I debate a Darwinian drone
They always begin with the angriest of tones
And say apes and humans, we're genetically related
It's science boy, get your facts straight
And you won't be hated
I'd like to believe this evolutionary hit, but
It's hard when one of the top 10 cited chemists in the world
Doesn't agree with it
He says 'break it down with me on a molecular level'
But the Darwinists just smile and continue with their babble
You can't base a scientific thesis on similarities my collegian
Scientists found "only one head-to-head ITS in the human 2q13 region"
Chromosomal fusion huh? It ain't looking like that
The latest and most prominent Homo Erectus finding
Has shown that that archaeology and Darwinism are no longer aligning

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Ryan Vice]
Intelligent design, I know you cringe at that name
Yeah, but when you say life came by chance
You bet I do the same
Life is an accident? Brutha please
The coexistence of RNA and DNA is something that hypotheses desperately needs
Krauss calling us out, saying life can come from nothing, there is no limitation?
Ain't it ironic that when he says 'nothing', he is talking about the Quantum Fluctuation
What's that you say? No testable hypotheses?
ID is not a religious assertion on any occasion
So you can by all means take God out of the equation
Intelligent designer is the label you should assign here
And therefore we CAN empirically test the intent of a designer
And don't ever bother about bringing up the Dover trial my man
Judge Jones said 'there are no peer-reviewed articles that support ID'
He couldn't be wronger you see
The Discover Institute submitted him an abundance of papers
But he didn't seem to factor that into the equation

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Ryan Vice]
Time to go FULL APE!
We're 90% related to these chimps?
That's a misconception, don't try to escape
Taking into account the entire genome
And what scientists previously thought was Vestigial DNA
And the similarity goes down to 75%, your primate theory begins to decay
And don't just ignore the other 25% Because it factors
Into genome comparison to a rather large extent
35 million single nucleotide changes represents the unre-la-ted
Darwin didn't know this, when the information he collated
Nor that his theory would later rule the heart of academia
Darwin was an intelligent man, there's no denying that
But he did express doubt for an aspect of his theory
And that was that if fossil evidence had a different say
He claimed that his theory would fall into disarray

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Ryan Vice]
The Cambrian explosion, then I'm finished
I'mma reiterate Meyer's doubt about what really did explode
How does an increase in oxygen in the pre-Cambrian
Atmosphere, produce new genetic code?
No sufficient mechanism has solved
For how this could happen, or how evolution could have
'sped up' as Soubrier so boldly proposed
The law of information systems, you can't forget that
This is Ryan, I'm signing out and I ain't black
(hence the reason I didn't actually rap this)

[Outro]
I respect everyone's views 100%
But I want you to know there are two sides to every story
Don't let the media rule your world view with the unfathomable
Bias regarding Darwinism
There are many scientists out there that would argue that intelligence
Plays a part in nature
Thing is they're the ones that don't get their voices heard
It's intelligent thinking
Bias is everywhere

God bless
Ryan