Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul,
He continues the baseball theme by saying he has a bat and two balls, obviously symbolic of his genitals.
Since he has these issues with women, he thinks that everything that has to do with his attraction to them is bad or “foul” — which is also a baseball term that describes a ball that is hit out of play.
The chicks (from the line above) and foul (“fowl”) go hand in hand as well, another great wordplay !
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