Used Oil of Olay cause my skin gets pale
The brand name-naming in this section is reminiscent of American Psycho; from Ovid to Snoop Dogg to Easton Ellis, the hygiene poem is a “classic”
Ovid, The Art of Love, Book I Part XIV: “Look Presentable”
Neatness pleases, a body tanned from exercise:
A well fitting and spotless toga’s good:
No stiff shoe-thongs, your buckles free of rust,
No sloppy feet for you, swimming in loose hide:
Don’t mar your neat hair with an evil haircut:
Let an expert hand trim your head and beard.
And no long nails, and make sure they’re dirt-free:
And no hairs please, sprouting from your nostrils.