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III. The Callifax Collection Company

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III. The Callifax Collection Company Lyrics

This company is featured in both “Because The Internet” and “Clapping For The Wrong Reasons” under the exact same circumstances. In “Because The Internet”, after THE BOY returns from camp, FATHER answers a phone call from the company. When they announce themselves, he immediately hangs up the phone on them. He does not want to talk to them

In “Clapping For The Wrong Reasons”, THE BOY receives a call from the same company but he does not immediately hang up on them. Instead, he acknowledges that he knows who they’re looking for (FATHER), at which point they ask where they might find him

[Quote: "Clapping For The Wrong Reasons"]
DONALD: What month is it?
COMPANY: Uh, it is June I believe
DONALD: Then he’s probably in the Northern Hemisphere somewhere

[End quote]

THE BOY’s answer relates to something that happens at a later point, so I’ll come back to this

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