Verse 1:

My pussy hurts because I stepped on it’s tail
The lady at the post office hates me because I never check my mail
I’m a black motherfucker, I fuck black mothers
Make sure you come back home for supper
My girlfriend said she wants to have a talk when I get home
Whenever I drink Johnny Walker it makes me go walking
Vegeta has more pride than a group of lions
If I told you I had no emotion would you think I was lying?
I’m hungry as a hungry Hungarian
My friend Gary just married a girl named Mary
I save my money for a rainy day so I can make it rain
Merry Christmas! I wanna eat at Bubba Gump shrimp
I wanna fight Xzibit for never pimping my ride
Me and Clyde collided on the waterslide
If you’re gonna smoke cigarettes please go outside
I just smoked a blunt with Timon and Pumba
Cactuses will grow without roots or water
There should be a strand of sativa called GoldenMask
Blanka was created by Dhalsim when he was a scientist
I have sex and take shits like a lion
Stop crying and put the gun down and talk to me
Listen my son, walk with me
I’m going to jail for a long time, I love you and your mother

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I’ve got three uncles that talk like Rafiki
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Verse 2:
I hate it when I have to cough when I record my music
*cough cough* sorry
Come to my house and party I bought some liquor
There’s a mouse in my house, there’s a mouse in my house
If you follow everybody on Twitter you’ll never lead your own life
Please cut off the light, I’m trying to go to sleep
If you stare at the sun you will be blinded by God’s glory
I cried when Crixus died with no glory
My story hasn’t started yet this is only the index
I love all of the African people that are singing in this song
It’s funny cuz I’m one of them
What’s up with all the Asian kids bringing suitcases to school?
Sometimes I wonder what Stevie Wonder dreams about
Have you ever eaten Skittles and M&Ms at the same time?
I call female mechanics “ratchet hoes”
You can get a lot of hoes at Home Depot
This girl wants me to go to the swap meet
Bitch it’s a flea market
My girl needs to learn English so she can understand my sex talk
I love how female lions walk
If I was a lion I would have sex and sleep all of the time
Once upon a time time didn’t exist
I don’t wanna die like Mufasa
Somebody please call my mama
Life is like a box of chocolates and then you get fat
If you have any questions the answer is “don’t ask”
Look at my mask, it’s Golden
Don’t ask who am I - NoEmotion

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