Kookies Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's horrible
One little evening alone, home
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome

And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches
Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes
Supposed to be checking emails
All I got is messages from ass naked females

I don't know a Jenny
She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny

And that's the last time I saw her
But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah
And Sodom, they got 'em with they curls out

And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I owe her
For a whole box of caramel coconut samoa

("Nite nite!") Uh, okay honey, sweet dreams
Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans

A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt
Wife wake up and I'm kill't over spilt milk

Locked in, looking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya
Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone
A man could only wish you do the same 'til he get home

Fat chance, at least he get snacks
That'd have to do 'til a brother get back

Until then smack One-Eyed Jack
And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack
That's three different flavors
Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers

Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up
I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up
Soon as he fell off the beat down
All I hear is, "13th cell, put the sheet down"
Damn C.O., what the hell do she know?
Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d-low

A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again
In the wee hours, he's gotten farther
Needing three showers, being hot and bothered

The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant
God bless the day she wondered where her egg went

I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it
Watching "BET" on jazz for knowledge on file
Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild
Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch
Like we got for lunch, chocolate fudge butter crunch

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Genius Annotation

“Kookies” is the closing song from the classic DOOM album MM.. FOOD. On the song, DOOM makes reference to a variety of different types of cookies such as Girl Scout Cookies, Oreos, wafers, and others. Aside from talking about cookies, DOOM also talks about masturbating to internet porn and eventually getting caught by his wife. Cookies are used as a double entendre with edible cookies and the HTTP version.

Intentional or not, the song is closely tied to a Langston Hughes poem, Harlem Sweeties, that compares women to various treats.

The original version of the song samples the closing theme music from Sesame Street.

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