[Verse 1]
I had a baby named Jane, she could shake that thing
Said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
She sang a soul train with her friend named Jen
Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz

Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly
I heard it from a birdy she could cook a mean turkey
With gravy, baby, baby, baby
Baby was Jen's best friend, and maybe

If you were lucky, licky-licky, sucky-sucky
Mickey, Mickey, fuck me, fuck me
More junk in the trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor
Work it out, shake it little mama
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out, work it little mama
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

[Verse 2]
I had a princess, queen of incest
Jean was inbred but Jean had big breasts
And big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch

Then came Molly your hood from Hollywood High
So fly she was transatlantic
She was a manic depressive (Manic depressive)
Which was impressive

Very impressive, I had to test it
Tasted like chicken and was lemon-scented
She took me home to her mama
I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor
Work it out, shake it little mama
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out, work it little mama
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

[Verse 3]
I had a girl named Dana from Santa Anna
She was a waitress at the Copacabana
She was slamming and her ass was jamming
Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation

Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
And you could see her ass from outer space
So I landed on the planet
And planted a Mickey Av flag in it, damnit

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor
Work it out, shake it little mama
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out, work it little mama
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor
Work it out, shake it little mama
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out, work it little mama
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor
Work it out, shake it little mama
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out, work it little mama
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda