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♪ Can you take me to the movies ♪

Scott Stapp: What's up? Scott Stapp here. Welcome to my movie review show. So this week, I checked out a new film called Creed. I said to myself, finally. The epic tale of my band Creed is coming to the big screen.

Michael B. Jordan: (Voiceover) Every move that I make. Every punch that I throw. Everything is going to be compared to him.

Scott Stapp: As Creed the movie unfolded, there wasn't much that resembled what happened in Creed the band. The main character is played by Michael B. Jordan, you know, interesting choice, I mean, we don't look much a like, and the characters name is Creed, not Scott Stapp. Sometimes when I walk down the street people shout out, "What's up Creed?" So, I guess I get it.

This movie has a lot of boxing. One time I punched a guy from 311, but I never actually boxed.

Spoiler alert! Creed the movie has no epic guitar solos played on a mountaintop. And at no point does Creed sing on a steep cliff. That's what we do best.

Then out of nowhere Creed is hanging out with Rocky Balboa.Take it straight from the guy from Creed: We never met Rocky Balboa.

In one scene, Creed is in front of a huge crowd, and I was like 'is he about to play Woodstock '99?' Nope. Just more boxing.

I can't deny cinematographer Maryse Alberti paints Philadelphia as a gritty tapestry with his flair for high contrast lighting, and deathly orchestrated tracking shots, but I'm not from Philadelphia. I'm from Creed.

Anyway, I thought the performances were good. Jordan, Stallone they're great. I give this movie 4 arms wide open. That's all for now.

Check back for next week's Can You Take Me To the Movies. I'll be reviewing the upcoming blockbuster Assassin's Creed. It's based on a video game about an assassin who loves our band Creed.

♪ To a place where I can see the movies ♪

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