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The FCC Song (From ”Family Guy”)

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The FCC Song (From ”Family Guy”) Lyrics

[Peter]
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this

[Brian]
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss

[Stewie]
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss

[Peter, Brian, & Stewie]
It's the plain situation
There's no negotiation

[Peter]
With the fellows at the freaking FCC

[Brian]
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups

[Peter]
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops

[Stewie]
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops

[Peter, Brian, & Stewie]
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
[Peter]
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling

Cause you can't say penis
So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst

[Brian]
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced

[Stewie]
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first

[Peter, Brian, & Stewie]
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!

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The FCC is the Federal Communications Commission. The FCC is in charge of prohibiting certain type of content on TV, including “Obscene, indecent, and profane” content.

Family Guy is well known for its raunchy humor. This Family Guy song pokes fun at the FCC’s censorship of “vulgar” content which is really quite mundane

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October 21, 2016
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