And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it

from Eminem – The Way I Am Lyrics on Rap Genius

Seriously, people; let the man drop a deuce (or a pee) in peace. Even in our celeb-crazed society, I think we can respect the sanctity of the porcelain throne

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