As if flashing across the news
Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute
With a huge johnson, boobs and a monstrous tube of lube
And a bra, some boots, some panties and an aqua blue Mazda
Swallowing a popsicle, playing tonsil pool

from Eminem (Ft. Slaughterhouse & Yelawolf) – BET Shady 2.0 Cypher Lyrics on Rap Genius

Meaning

Further elaborating on how outlandish it is to say that Eminem is not crazy, he is speaking hypothetically of a fabricated rumor of conscious rapper, Posdnuos, from De La Soul/Native Tongues being caught with a transvestite.

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As if flashing across the news Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute With a huge johnson, boobs and a monstrous tube of lube And a bra, some boots, some panties and an aqua blue Mazda Swallowing a popsicle, playing tonsil pool

As if flashing across the news
Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute
With a huge johnson, boobs and a monstrous tube of lube
And a bra, some boots, some panties and an aqua blue Mazda
Swallowing a popsicle, playing tonsil pool