If y'all ladies was all mine I'd teach you well
Free tales, sweet smells, eat well, hear bells
Before you sleep, read your books like it was my fanmail
Despite his disdain for these women, he can’t help but feel a caretaker’s instinct toward them. If any of them would just let him in, he’d help transform her into a respectable woman with parables, frankincense, a proper diet, Pavlovian techniques and reading material (consulted before bedtime, which is a study technique)
After her balanced, meditative day, the girl would be able to concentrate quite effectively on her nighttime reading…just as she concentrates on Ghostface’s fanmail — as a properly jealous girlfriend should — to see what his groupies have to say