They put the cloth across your lap soon as you sat down
‘Cause he’s just mobbin' like that … :
When eating at restaurants, people usually put napkins on their laps or tucked into their shirts to avoid getting dirty. As soon as Drake sits down, someone puts a napkin on his lap, so he feels like he owns the place.
Similarly, when you get a lap dance at high quality strip clubs, strippers put a cloth down on your lap (going with the previous line.) Drake’s obsession with strip clubs is evident in many of his songs.
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