WWJD He’d Probably LOL Like WTF!!! Lyrics

[Intro]
Really?
This is what you guys been doing?
Seriously?


[Hook 1]
Before daybreak there were none
And as it broke there was one

From moon to sun, it goes on and on
The winter battle was won
The summer children were born
And so the story goes on and on
Come on woman in your life beats
Those we buried with the house keys
Smoke and feather where the fields are green
From here to eternity
Become a woman in your own time
Far, far, far from the virgin vine
Rise on out from the dead leaves
Come back to me
Oh, she sings her favorite song
Left with tears and dreams, it goes and then on

[Verse 1]
Standing in line for the new one
Not the black, but the blue one
And I don't even know what it do, son
But Steve Jobs said that it's too fun
Fun in abundance what I need
It's cold out here, put my arms in the sleeves
I'll probably lose my place if I leave
But I really need to pee

If I do it right here they'll see
Makes you wonder, how do snipers
Marathon bikers
Next time: diapers

They say it has all new features
Faster processors and much better speakers
Great for kids, a necessity for teachers
For work or home

A revolutionary way of being alone
I mean, should we really get a loan?

Hey what's the matter, just tell it to your phone
Cupertino heart with Chinese parts
Built by the poor, but designed by the smart

They opening the door so you go
On your mark, get ready, set, buy

Imagine a world where everything starts with an ‘i’
But it still ends with a die

Probably got an app for that, you could try
From the iClouds, right into the great Wi-Fi
Siri, can iGod really hear me?
"Does not compute—can you repeat more clearly?"
"Woaaaaah"

[Hook 2]
A vessel in the bloodline
A thirteenth Zodiac sign
A stitch in time
, it goes on and on
Become a woman on your own time
Far, far, far from the virgin vine
Rise on out from the dead leaves
Come back to me
Oh, she sings her favorite song
Left with tears and dreams, it goes and then on

[Verse 2]
Standing in line for some new Ones
Had a bunch of blessings but I blew them
Asked Google how to use them
They sent me to a section ‘bout used guns

New runs, nuns'll scream, moms with jeans
Match their teens' jeans and genies who try to chew gum

Aw man, it's so confusin’
Confusion in abundance what I have

Good thing that God accept cash
Maybe buy my way up out His wrath
Skeptically, why am I way up off this path?
Atheism's cheaper, and accepts Visa

My thoughts as I'm queuing up for sneakers
Won't discriminate – I’m getting all eight
In every color that they make

Beaverton hearts with Chinese parts
Built by the poor and designed by the smart

On your mark, get set, cop ‘em!
Imagine a life that revolves around shoppin’
Conspicuous consumption
That means it serves no other function
But to show off to someone, or others
Who only try to show off to you – look at your fellow loyal customers

Isn't harmony great?
Look at all these friends that marketing makes

How many fries can these arteries take?
I'll give McDonald's a little help here
I think they should expand into healthcare
And then you'll have all ends covered
Even make caskets, have it all umbrella'd

Can you make the corporation fear me?
"Couldn't hear your order, can you speak less clearly?"

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Lupe’s simultaneously deeply sad and hilarious meditation on consumerism as a euphemism for the new religion, with Apple and Nike as examples 1 and 2

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November 24, 2011
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