So here's what I'm facing, three felonies, six years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it coming, what'd I stick my penis up in?
Eminem is referring to his turbulent relationship with Kim. On June 2, 2000 Eminem was arrested for a gun charge. The following day he was arrested on an assault charge after he allegedly assaulted John Guerrera in the parking lot of Hot Rock Cafe after he saw Kim kissing Guerrera. Guerrera claimed Eminem pistol whipped him (this is also referred to in the song “Sing For The Moment,”—–“You’re full of shit too Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you.”)
In this bar he is referring to the assault and weapon charges that he arrested for because of his emotional ties to Kim.
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