[Intro]
Is this mic on?
Ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to thank you all for coming out tonight
For the screening of my new film
I'm Not Rich I'm Still Lyin'
It's 50 Cent starring as Game, it's autobiographical
I hope you enjoy yourself

[Verse 1: 50 impersonating Game's voice]
50 callin me crazy, I might be just maybe
I'm gangsta, I'm crippin', Damu, too, I'm trippin'
Fuck 50, fuck Dre, fuck N.W.A
Man, I'm Hurricane Game (Em, this nigga changed)
I brought the west back, I write the best raps
(But what about Snoop?) Snoop's shit ain't all that
And I get bad bitches now, I even fucked Mýa
(I fucked her first, Game) 50 you a liar,
See that's why I hate you, you think you know me
I'ma tell everybody you shot my homie
I hope the police get you and you go to jail
The feds freeze your accounts so you can't make bail
I hope everybody on G-Unit go to hell
With Eminem, Obie, Stat Quo and D-12
So what I was on Change of Heart?, so what I was a stripper?
So what I never banged? I'm from Compton, nigga!

[Hook]
Now horror films, they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin' me, no problem
Now, horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin' me, no problem

[Verse 2]
G-G-G-G-Unot! I got my own shoe (Game that shit ain't gon' sell)
So? The ad's in the magazines, nobody can't tell
(Good luck wit yo next album man I hope it does well)
You tryna be funny, D-Mack got all my money
And Jimmy robbin me, they listenin probably
Me and Fase had a fall out, he really not my brother
We got the same father but we got different mothers
Now Suge punked Dre, but he don't punk me
I won a Vibe Award this year, nobody punched me
(Game you know I wrote that hook for "Hate It or Love It")
So what? It's still on my trophy case, I think nothing of it

[Hook]
Now, horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin' me, no problem
Now, horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin' me, no problem

[Outro: 50 Cent]
Yeah
It's 50
New album, July 18th
It's called "I Can't Stay Away"
Y'all thought I was gon' let y'all eat?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Nawwww nigga
Ohhhhh!
Ha ha ha
This is too much fun man
Ay...ay nigga I seen yo lil DVD nigga, ha ha ha
Is that all you got?
I mean...I mean newsflash
Nobody believes you, ha ha ha
Didn't you say you woke up out the coma, 2001?
Well yo brother says you never were in a coma
Didn't you say, you were in a gang?
Well your brother says, you were never in a gang
Now you can get your records together
And you can submit 'em, to me
I mean you can send the records you have, to me so I can
Open, ya album budget, your recording budget
You gotta send your music to the boss, hahahahaha
That's me, the boss
Yeah
It's the Unit, G-Unit
That's it, that's all
I rule with a iron fist
Cocksucker
I'll be back out July 18th