And ya'll got somethin' for my ass every issue
Thank you, cause I keep runnin' out of fucking tissues

from Eminem (Ft. 50 Cent) – Conspiracy Lyrics on Rap Genius

‘Somethin’ for my ass' means that they have something for him in every issue. Eminem also changes it into a joke about how the magazine is shit (and/or toilet paper replacement)

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