(Oh.) I've got my ass wide
The actual lyric here is a topic of controversy. Since the liner notes didn’t include lyrics, you have to listen closely. In the context of the MTP, “ass wide” or “ass wiped” means he is ready to get down to business, literally. On the other hand, eye swipe has been suggested, and that possibly is a reference to clear eyes.
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