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STDs (From A to Z)

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STDs (From A to Z) Lyrics

[Intro - HoRiZoN (Ike)]
Ike, maaaan (yo what up?)
I'm sick, dude... (I know bro, we both are!)
Nah, like... *cough* I'm really ill... (shit dude, yeah, that track you did with-)
Nah, dude! Like, I'm in a condition to get pills (Hell yeah, me too!)
Man, I don't think you understand...

[HoRiZoN]
I can't believe this, diseases from A to Z
Takin' AZT, penis so inflamed I need to strain to pee
Sprayin green shit like I'm strainin peas, sayin please
It ain't the V.D., don't be afraid, take off them faded jeans
All this gonorrhea got my body attacked
They follow me backstage and the audience clapped

Been a week since I last popped antibiotics in fact
An erotic disaster, I'm a walkin wet nap

[Ike]
And my cock is dead last when it came to safety
But they still up in the race tryna chase to rape me
HPV, hep, AIDS and scabies
Maybe the syphilis has made me crazy

Eighteen babies, Jim Bob Duggar
Bitch I'll fuck ya with a ripped off rubber
Dick's not covered, but she been down under
Mouth from the South, she a sick cocksucker
[HoRiZoN]
Tell her hop on top of it like the General Lee
When I spread her on the bedspread, spread a disease
Sex til her knees weak and her genitals bleed
Better believe she developin' venereal D
When she well up with seed, you see how red it'll be
Send in a medical team she was dead at the scene
Set her on a stretcher and they fled to the street
Then it'll be her friends sexually pleasurin' me
Askin' what happened, and all I can say
It's a common mistake and I thought it was safe
And the condom just breaks with my cock in her tang
I will not entertain any talk of these things
We're on opposite wavelengths obviously
You can slob me or hawk blowjobs in the streets
Hot little pink skirt, on the block with her peeps
And complainin, "Horizon ain't talkin' to me!"

[Ike]
Awkwardly walkin' and knockin' her knees
Watchin for johns with a johnson to please
She doesn't care if the cock isn't clean
Her waffle be awfully aquamarine
The aqua blue thong that you used to use as a prostitute
Should be auctioned off to me as soon as humanly possible
(Ew, what is wrong you?) Dude, who are you talkin to?
[HoRiZoN]
You, you fuckin' dumbass, I been watchin her knockin boots
She is a huge dirty whore from the New Jersey Shore
She's suckin' off dudes on Route 34

Until she's gets too sore to do anymore
She was nude before puberty, loose to the core
You losin' your gourd? This bitch has four teeth
This chick's turnin tricks up on Sycamore Street!

[Ike]
This ain't about intercourse, dickin' or beef
I just wanna make sure no one's sicker than me

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