Do something! At least one punch line!
Come on! Till the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-
Ty nine percent of my fans are blond!
'Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!

from Eminem – Canibitch Lyrics on Rap Genius


This is an altogether genius diss line.
It makes two references to Canibus’s music.
The first refers to LL Cool J’s beef with Canibus when he says “99% of Cool J’s fans wear high heels”.
LL came back with “99% of Canibus’s fans don’t exist,” and Eminem reminds Canibus that LL wrecked him in the beef.

The second is a joke, making fun of a terrible Canibus punchline. The line is; “rhyming in the back of a cab till the meter reads Nine, Nine, Nine!"
This is an obviously terrible line, which Em reminds Canibus of.
Em uses these lines to illustrate that he has to rap battle against himself, because his opponent offers no resistance.

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