I'd watch all the T.V. specials that I never could
Jehovah’s Witness is a Christian denomination with beliefs distinct from mainstream Christianity. They do not celebrate religious holidays such as Christmas and Easter. Since Troy is a Jehovah’s Witness, he could never even watch the Christmas T.V. specials that came on.
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