If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlie's I like are underage (check it)
Guitar Virtuoso, Jimmy Page, of Led Zepellin…
reportedly had a year-and-a-half long affair with a teenager named Lori Maddox.
Lines like these should be considered in the context of the Beasties' more serious, later works. And based on the artists' commentary on the album, these lyrics were meant to satirize ignorant, frat boy, thuggish lifestyles.
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