"dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword

from Bo Burnham – Rant Lyrics on Rap Genius

The “Dear God, Dear Lord” portion of this line is the beginning of most christian prayers and is also a setup for the rest of the line, “Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword.” This last portion is making light of Jesus is portrayed in most paintings and imagery.

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