AcoustMandoPony – Epic Rap Battles of MLP Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP
[Verse 1: MandoPony]
Let me show you how we do it in AMERICA son
You'll be crying in the loo by the time this is done
I'm the Brony every mother buckin' Brony should know
I'm so dope I wrote songs that oughta be in the show
Now AcousticBrony is all up in my face
Son you better rap tight or get outta this place
Cuz when it comes to rappin, you're gonna have an epic fail
Your gonna derp it up like you're delivering mail!
[Verse 2: AcousticBrony]
Call yourself a musician? I don't know how you survived
By the end of all this your 'fans' will have all unsubscribed!
So listen up Mando, I'll tell you JUST how I feel
But buckle up first cause this shits about to get real!
Everpony can see that you talk NOTHING but SHIT
I see you right through your charade, so you may as well quit
You think your songs are better, bro you must be insane
You'll never beat me, cause this is MY domain
[Verse 3: MandoPony]
Please! Your domain is smaller than your ENGLISH WILLY
I'm like Big Mac son, you're still just a little filly
Ain't nopony gonna beat my sick-ass rhymes
I been on Equestria Daily like 14 times!
I even make chiptunes, you silly Brony Limey
Kinda like RainbowCrash, except the music was actually WRITTEN by me
You got the subs, but but I got the hard reality
Your fame is in its twilight, you got a lotta crepuscularity
[Verse 4: AcousticBrony]
You're like a big mac? So you're no good for anypony..
Come on.. just admit it.. you're nothing but a phony!
You may have been able to get your songs on E-Q-D
But you know that don't mean shit, cause you ain't got nothing on me
You got your 8-bits, but I got my 8 inch weenie
My music is magic, I'm like a mother bucking genie
To be honest, you're pathetic, but that's not all that you are..
You're a desperate virgin douche bag who plays a miniature guitar!
[Verse 5: MandoPony]
My mandolin's more dope than anything you ever seen
I'm a folk, punk, electro-rapping MLP machine
I'm so ill I need an appointment with Dr. Whooves
While Vinyl Scratch shakes her flank to my superfly grooves
I never been a brony to hate on other brony musicians
But I feel that I been blessed, obsessed, caressed and in a rather unique position
I got a thousand screamin' YouTube fans who'll back me up
When I tell AcousticBrony to SHUT THE BUCK UP!
[Verse 6: AcousticBrony]
I hate to say it, but you're nothing more than a disaster!
You're out of your league, you're against a real buckin' master!
What is it with you? Does the message not get through?
You're just a waste of time, not even Fluttershy loves you!
I dont need to come back with a great verse, I have no fear..
Cause you're just tryna get to the top, using nothing but my ideas!
MandoPony? Who's that? Nobody gives 2 shits...
I'll continue to rise and watch your career fall to bits!
[Verse 7: MandoPony]
My career ain't falling to bits, I'm just getting started
I gotta list your talent among the dearly departed
It's the gospel according to MandoPony, y'all receive it?
This Epic Battle is OVER, and I won -- BELIEVE IT!
[Verse 8: AcousticBrony]
I've got more talent than you in HALF my pinkie finger
And even Dashie has to laugh when you try and call yourself a singer
You're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soon
So pack your bags son, cause I'm sending you straight to the moon...
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