AmericanMob

Although said female in this song does not display outward emotion for Amob’s character, she listens to his music, implying a deep respect and love for American Mob as both an entertainer and a person.

Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts are characters on the popular TV show “The OC” that are deeply in love, though Summer is beautiful and Seth is kind of a scrub.

While munster, swiss, and cheddar are classically manly cheeses, feta is a girly cheese, usually eaten with arugula and spinach. Maybe even kale. American Mob doesn’t even know what those are.

Yet another clever play on the Beamer, Benz, or Bentley beat.

American Mob is a dairy snob, and he prefers high quality food manufactured by Cabot Cooperative Creamery.

Hermione here refers to Hermione Granger of “Harry Potter” fame. She is an excellent student, and potions is one of many classes she excels in.

Preferably Slopeside Syrup.

Another clever play on the Beamer, Benz, or Bentley theme.

American Mob is in college at the time of this explanation, so many of his mornings are spent in a cloud of confusion and hangover-related pain.

American Mob has made a clever remix of the popular Lloyd Banks song, “Beamer, Benz, or Bentley.” Many of the toughest decisions in American Mob’s life have been breakfast related. A common question from waitresses is, “What kind of meat would you like on that sandwich?”. AMob is trying to illustrate how difficult this decision is.

But he usually chooses bacon.