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Although said female in this song does not display outward emotion for Amob’s character, she listens to his music, implying a deep respect and love for American Mob as both an entertainer and a person.

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Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts are characters on the popular TV show “The OC” that are deeply in love, though Summer is beautiful and Seth is kind of a scrub.

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While munster, swiss, and cheddar are classically manly cheeses, feta is a girly cheese, usually eaten with arugula and spinach. Maybe even kale. American Mob doesn’t even know what those are.

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Yet another clever play on the Beamer, Benz, or Bentley beat.

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American Mob is a dairy snob, and he prefers high quality food manufactured by Cabot Cooperative Creamery.

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Hermione here refers to Hermione Granger of “Harry Potter” fame. She is an excellent student, and potions is one of many classes she excels in.

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Preferably Slopeside Syrup.

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Another clever play on the Beamer, Benz, or Bentley theme.

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American Mob is in college at the time of this explanation, so many of his mornings are spent in a cloud of confusion and hangover-related pain.

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American Mob has made a clever remix of the popular Lloyd Banks song, “Beamer, Benz, or Bentley.” Many of the toughest decisions in American Mob’s life have been breakfast related. A common question from waitresses is, “What kind of meat would you like on that sandwich?”. AMob is trying to illustrate how difficult this decision is.

But he usually chooses bacon.

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