Please Help Me
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Please Help Me Lyrics
Tires SCREECH outside. Dude 2 stands up. There's a small crash outside
Yelling
VOICE: FREEZE!
GUNSHOTS
The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other, except Dude 2 is now a giant Gummy bear
That happened in the last two seconds or so
The Boy doesn’t know; the gunshot must have changed everything
The Boy:
Aren’t you going to go check...are you pineapple?
Dude 2/Gummy Bear (D2GB from hereon out) looks at The Boy with his lifeless, smooshy eyes
D2GB pulls out an iPhone 5C (yellow-flavored) and starts taking video, sideways
D2GB:
*wigglejiggle* “...your fucked.”
The Boy:
'RE...what?
Yelling
VOICE: FREEZE!
GUNSHOTS
The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other, except Dude 2 is now a giant Gummy bear
That happened in the last two seconds or so
The Boy doesn’t know; the gunshot must have changed everything
The Boy:
Aren’t you going to go check...are you pineapple?
Dude 2/Gummy Bear (D2GB from hereon out) looks at The Boy with his lifeless, smooshy eyes
D2GB pulls out an iPhone 5C (yellow-flavored) and starts taking video, sideways
D2GB:
*wigglejiggle* “...your fucked.”
The Boy:
'RE...what?
D2GB:
Junior
D2GB pulls gun up to The Boy’s forehead and OHKOs him
VO:
WORLDSTAR!
(Black slate.)
(Cam Show-style “Kill Cam” comes up with “Abella Anderson live Cam” written in the top left corner)
During the Cam Show we can see Someone’s whole life, from when Someone is born, through his time on the bus, driving up to Oakland, kissing Samantha Duenas, scattering his father’s ashes in Amsterdam, watching a boy get shot in the head by cops in Atlanta, staring down the barrel of D2GB’s gun
It loops. It is a GIF
INT- Apartment
Elle Varner watching the KillCam.gif on laptop, smiling
She shares the link to the GIF on Facebook
“This boy STARVING #noheain’teatintho...”
She switches over to a game of online Connect 4 (against an opponent named 3nidadJ). She just got 4’d.(smh)
Junior
D2GB pulls gun up to The Boy’s forehead and OHKOs him
VO:
WORLDSTAR!
(Black slate.)
(Cam Show-style “Kill Cam” comes up with “Abella Anderson live Cam” written in the top left corner)
During the Cam Show we can see Someone’s whole life, from when Someone is born, through his time on the bus, driving up to Oakland, kissing Samantha Duenas, scattering his father’s ashes in Amsterdam, watching a boy get shot in the head by cops in Atlanta, staring down the barrel of D2GB’s gun
It loops. It is a GIF
INT- Apartment
Elle Varner watching the KillCam.gif on laptop, smiling
She shares the link to the GIF on Facebook
“This boy STARVING #noheain’teatintho...”
She switches over to a game of online Connect 4 (against an opponent named 3nidadJ). She just got 4’d.(smh)
Elle:
Motherfu-
INT- PENTHOUSE - NIGHT
Yaphet Kotto wakes up, shivering and afraid. He is wearing aviator goggles. There is a Rap Genius "New Song" page open on the laptop in front of him. The text in the boxes read:
Title: You Have To Help Me
Primary Artist: Kurt Vonnegut
*******[PLAY SONG "LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL" AT THIS POINT]*******
Motherfu-
INT- PENTHOUSE - NIGHT
Yaphet Kotto wakes up, shivering and afraid. He is wearing aviator goggles. There is a Rap Genius "New Song" page open on the laptop in front of him. The text in the boxes read:
Title: You Have To Help Me
Primary Artist: Kurt Vonnegut
*******[PLAY SONG "LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL" AT THIS POINT]*******
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- 4.The Real End
- 5.Bus
- 10.Connect four
- 13.The Troll
- 15.End
- 16.Naomi’s death
- 18.Sartre
- 21.Sick Boi
- 22.I’m Flying
- 23.Destiny
- 24.Alone because...
- 26.Stop The Car.
- 34.A Man
- 41.Enter.net
- 43.Loop
- 46.The Fall
- 47.Living Oblivion
- 52.Man made the web
- 54.Applause
- 56.The Lonely Troll
- 59.Continued
- 61.-recluse-
- 64.*Unknown*
- 65.Making Moves
- 71.Your Last Day.
- 78.The Infi.net
- 81.This is it.
- 85.Trust
- 86.Contest
- 87.Please Help Me
- 92.The End
- 97.The Bus
- 100.BTI Alt Ending
- 102.Sierra Leone
- 104..
- 105.Waking Up
- 110.Hot New WorldStar
- 112.Disconnection
- 118.Destiny
- 121.Roscoe drowned
- 126.BTI
- 130.Power
- 131.Roscoe’s Wetsuit
- 133.Ready
- 135.Roscoe’s Wetsuit
- 136.The lost tapes
- 140.We’ll Die
- 141.4chan
- 143.The final roll
- 147.Pineneedles
- 148.Faux Pas
- 149.The bus.
- 150.The Script
- 151.Mistakes Are Forever
- 152.Because the internet
- 154.Because The Power
- 155.BTI alternate ending
- 158.Childhood Answers
- 159.Roscoes Wetsuit
- 161.Remember
- 162.White Towel
- 163.Worldstar, Pt. II
- 165.Stepping Off the Bus
- 168.The End
- 170.Because\The Internet
- 174.Roscoe’s Ending
- 175.A thing i wrote
- 178.The Alternate Ending
- 181.[NO MOUTH EMOJI]
- 182.The Boy Who Could...
- 184.How It All Went Down
- 185.It’s Whatever
- 189.Fading.
- 190.Death In Paradise
- 192.___
- 198.Shouldn’t be here
- 199.The Boy’s Ending
- 200.RAMifications
- 202.Roscoes Wetsuit
- 204.Life Trolled Us
- 206.Mar Rage
- 208.Terry’s fault
- 211.We shouldn’t be here
- 217.Hedi Slimane
- 218.BTI alt. ending
- 221.MORTEM FINALE
- 225.A Dilema
- 228.Help
- 229.IV: A New Hope
- 230.BOY (Because of You)
- 231.This Is the End
- 235.Because the Internet
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