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99 Problems Remix

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99 Problems Remix Lyrics

If you're having board problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a switch ain't one
The year is 94 I need voltage to fall and all over
My project write up Kirchoff's motherfuckin' law
I got two choices yall raise impedence OR cut the power in half
Throw some batteries on the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no arcs or sparks today
Plus I got a few resistors I can lower the rate
At which these amperes flow to get the coulumbs low
Then I think what am I trying to change this
Boolean expression fo'? Because it's a one not
A zero don't want an LED to glow, plus I don't have spare
Logic gates to invert the output yo. Am I doing things write
Or should I change some code? I don't do wiring diagrams
So sometimes I don't know. Maybe we engineers need to lower
The bar fuck that I got an academic rep I can't affort to mar
But for a second I was stumped that much I can admit until I realized
That I just had to tweak my wiring a bit. regulate all
This switch bounce and keep my volts
Controlled not whack but all engineers know you
Need capacitors for that
So throw one in parallel to something just a
Little capacitance like .02 farads or something
That clears things up lowers voltage a bit enough that an
LED in series won't always be lit. Realize how I could've
Just stopped current and it makes me feel kind of dumb...
I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one

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