Bcaveboyz – True Story LyricsFollow
Hey this is interesting the other day a guy told me to suck a bag of dicks
That was interesting! I'd never heard that before, complete stranger told me to suck a bag of dicks!
A whole bag of 'em!
Suck, a, bag of dicks right now
No revered lyricist most feared and weirdest kid
Clearing air 5ths of clear spirits in single swigs
Holding ears to mirrors after had a couple beers
Hearing voices yelling back, who's the fiercest who's the fiercisist?!
Fat booty big pimples no problem sear the cist
Rhyme so wise he's got a full beard and spearing fish
Disses I ain't hearing it don't like it here's a fist
One finger standing in the middle when you clear the mist
Flow so nicely, over beats poking holes in Tony Romo's wifey's ovaries
Cowboy pirate hiding rhymes in a treasure chest
I pleasure best if the girlie's got the right measurements the
Bum punisher, rum funneler, mother rummager, honey in the hummer get to comin'a
Your daughter swore she was celibate, until she met the modern day Elevis, to penetrate her pelevis
I couldn't find time, my clock stopped
But I'm still guarding the throne like a bishop, haha
Breaking glass 'till I make luck, proud that I
Dumped Chanelle just to make-up, haha
Give me a break I can't take one my past told me
Life's a bitch why chase one?
Baby I can't change ya, your mom just went back into labor
Make a noose out of paper on the evening news and the papers
How you got, creampied by different guys, minus the bakers
Add that to the haters, shots minus chasers, lead from a #2 had to erase ya
Getting smoked toking vapor
Angel dust in your lungs on the road to your maker, I guess your savior can't save ya
And he goes "Hey Asshole!"
And I'm like... Yeah?
He says "Suck a bag of dicks!"
And then he drove away
And y'know, I was kinda sad that he drove away because, I had a lot of questions
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