Intro

Skit

Offbeat
Hum dono bhai, Jai aur Veeru sholay mein
Khali ka dum ni utna, jitna apnay dolay mein
Choli kay peechay kya hai, mujhko patha hai
Bolunga nahi yay tumri saza hai
Khud say accha rapper kaun dhoondoo roz
Tum sabki bolti band jaisay choochoo ho
Mai toh aisay byaah karadoo rajni ka gajni say
Lawyer fir talaak karaday sajna ka sajni say

Brassic Bhai
Abhi tunay Aish karli, meri bhi ek Rai hai
Talaak karwaalo mujhsay hum lawyer hi fi hai
Offbeat aur mera rishta jaisay kapda darjee
Desi rap ka raja ban jao, bhai meri marjee
Mai deta lesson, tum karthay lassan
Kyunki tum ho fukray aur mai beejee person
Date tabhi kartha jab mooh say niklay waah jee waah
Kaafi gyaani hoo madam lelo mera aashirwaad

Chorus
Mai, Assi Pachpan
Yay, Assi Pachpan
Hum, Assi Pachpan
We, Assi Pachpan

Brassic Bhai
Offbeat hum aisi ki kaamyaabi pakki
Ab tak laga ni koi mukka chehra kitna lucky
Bhed bakri ka panga sher sey kaisa
Tansen hotha rapper bhai hotha mere jaisa
Chup hojaao yaaro lethey meri kyu
Aanay waala t.v. par jaisay breaking news
Kendriya vidyalaya kay number one gunday
Laaye ek rap ek laath bollywood ki bundpay

Offbeat
Mai assi pachpan, jaisay koi saand hoo
Moohfat jaisay, G.B. road ki raand hoo
Shaalimaar ki jhuggiya, c.p kay restaurant
Brassic aur bhai, brush aur pepsodent
Tum karthay rap, lagtha hai fartzone
Bandiya choothi mujhay, mai smartphone
Punchlines meri hai sankado
Itna shaatir, bina guarantee miltha bank loan

Chorus

Brassic Bhai
Kal aam aadmi thay aaj yo yo hai saaray

Offbeat
Kaisa laga neeli aankhei

Brassic Bhai
Mooth dey saalay
Taash kay patthay kyu dekhtey ho
Jeb mei merey chaar hai ikkay
Gangsta rapper kyu kehtey ho
Video ki shaan tumray baap kay sikkay

Offbeat
Bhai ek ko bahut man diss karnay ka

Brassic Bhai
Chup reh kal contact ussay bananay ka

Offbeat
Bandi meri kehti, dude fuck you
Mainay bola, arrey promise karthu

Brassic Bhai
Principal hoo mai baba kay school ka

Offbeat
Mai desi murga, tu mr. chooza

Brassic Bhai
Begum ka badshah mera ghulaam hai

Offbeat
Taash kay pattho ki baathey saari aam hai

Brassic Bhai
Brassic & Offbeat hum sahi jodi ray

Brassic Bhai & Offbeat
Chud gayi hazaar gallaan apni bakchodi mei