Cover art for Don’t Touch My Hair Hoe by Brooke Candy

Don’t Touch My Hair Hoe

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Mar. 28, 20131 viewer63K views

Don’t Touch My Hair Hoe Lyrics

[Intro]
I was walking down the street, drinkin' my black tea boba
And this bitch, oh, no no no no!
This bitch had the nerve, the audacity, to touch my motherfucking hair
Do NOT touch my hair!
No, nonononono, okay?

[Chorus]
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat

[Verse 1]
Don't touch my hair, hoe
Don't touch, don't touch my hair hoe
It's real out here in the field bitch, and I'm a fucking scarecrow
I'll scare these birds away, hoe
Your bitch is on my payroll
I get that money like my name was Sonny, but I don't ever share though
My weave costs more than your 4 door
I'm slipping off chinchilla coats
I'm finna go guerrilla though
I'm shippin' out Brazilian coke
I'm making that dinero, stay dipped in gold like Pharaoh
Mothafucka, I swear though, don't touch my fucking hair, hoe
[Chorus]
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat

[Verse 2]
Don't touch my hair, my coat, my car, my hoe, my drugs, my money
You touch my hair, my girls, my clothes, then this shit won't be funny
But if you cool, I'll let you touch your tongue on my punany
And if you lick it right you'll hit the apple seed like Johnny
Cash rules everything around me, bitch
I'm high, had a pill and brownie
Got a hideout way out in Downey ‘cause I got a warrant in every county
So bitch beware, hoe
I'm not sure if you care, hoe
I'll wipe you out like Nair, hoe
Don't touch my fucking hair, hoe

[Chorus]
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat
Don't touch my hair, hoe, or my chinchilla coat

[Outro]
I can't believe she did that, man, why she had to did that?
See, that's the type of shit that's gonna make a bitch get bitch slapped
I don't believe she did that, man, why she had to did that?
The next time that you touch my weave I'll push your fucking wig back

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March 28, 2013
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