[Intro - Lil Dinky & Penis Bailey]
McDonalds! We in here
It’s the Groats baby, stand the fuck up and salute!
One finger in the air...

[Hook: Penis Bailey & Lil’ Dinky]
Million Dollar Menu
Fuck a dollar menu
I said fuck the dollar menu
We eatin’ off that million dollar menu like
Ba da ba ba baa, I’m lovin it
Pop pop pop pop pop, bitch I’m thuggin’ it (2x)

[Verse 1: Lil’ Dinky]
I am eatin’ chicken nuggets, my girl ain’t got no stomach
But you turn that bitch around, her ass look like an Egg McMuffin
Oh my god, oh my god, baby shake it just a little
Spray you with my syrup, yeah we call that a McGriddle - whoa
Deff Janiels, you might see me in the Maybach
Who’s that riding shotgun? That’s the ghost of Ray Kroc
Billionaire boys, if you run up then it’s murder
Double quarter pounder burner, turn you to an angus burger - bow!
(Penis Bailey)
I’m up in Micky D’s with a quarter pound
Ain’t talkin’ hamburgers, I’m talkin’ straight uncut brown
Under the golden arches, hangin’ with fifty women
Lovin’ me tender, and I ain’t talkin crispy chicken
Bailey - I got my dick up in they McRibs
I pour the codeine syrup all in the Mr. Pibb
I’m livin’ life hella reckless
Fuck ten bitches before they stop servin’ breakfast

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Penis Bailey]
You can call me the manager cuz I’m the fuckin’ boss
I’m stickin’ it in different women like they’re dipping sauce
My chain cold as a McFlurry is
“Thirty Big’N’Tasties, Bailey is you serious?”
We kickin’ it with Ronald McDonald
He brought the blunts, we brought the bottles
And the models who swallow
Hamburgers, chicken sandwiches, Egg McMuffins and Snack Wraps
And if you wanna scrap, I’ll show you where that Big Mac’s at

[Verse 3: Lil Dinky]
I’m doin’ dope runs in the McDonald’s
My dope gives you the runs like McDonald’s
One hit’ll make you pass out
Fiends lined up all night, I put a drive-thru window in my trap house
Bitch please, you know I run this motherfuckin’ city like I’m Mayor McCheese
In the McMansion countin’ G’s with a bad thick bitch
Now baby please serve up them Mc-Double-D’s...Groats

[Hook]