[Intro: Lil' Dinky and Penis Bailey]
[Lil Dinky]
Yeahhh... you are now tuned into the smoothed out sounds of the Groatnasty ones
[Penis Bailey]
The bza-bza-Buckwheat Groats... and on any given weekday afternoon, come about three o’clock, three thirty...
[Lil Dinky]
You know exactly where to find Bailey and Dinky...

[Verse 1: Penis Bailey]
Last name Bailey, first name Penis
Me and Dinky at the mall, boy, that's prolly where you seen us
We ain't shopping for no shoes or clothes
We perusing the rows for only one thing and that's hoes
I'm creeping up in Abercrombie & Fitch
I'm up in Victoria's Secret, 'bout to find me a bitch
Plus I'm peeping derrieres at Claire's
I met this chick in Aéropostale, she touched my wang in the Build a Bear
Up in the food court, I see you pop that free sample in your mouth
Teets ample in your blouse
Introduce myself but you already heard of me
Now I'mma take you to Destination Maternity
Let me give you pleasure, honey-bun
We can shop at Wilson's Leather, buy shit at Forever 21
I'm slamming emo chicks at hot topic
My dick's a hot topic, the ladies never wanna hop off it

[Hook]
Girls
Gather 'round and let me talk to y'all
Cause you know it's gon' be off the wall
When I take you I'mma take you to the shopping mall
Girls
Just wait until that top comes off
Rub your hand up on my cock and ball
When I take you, I'mma take you to the shopping mall

[Verse 2: Lil' Dinky]
It's Lil' Dinky, but you can call me Deff Janiels
Every time I hit the mall I cause a sex scandal
I seen Shorty up in Claire's, she was near tears
Cause she didn't have her parent's signature to get her ears pierced
What up, baby, I'm the man that you sent for
You know I'm down to put the pen to that consent form
What's your favorite store? We can have a spending spree
Me, I'm a V.I.P. at Delia's and Gymboree
She was into me, making silly faces
Silly Bandz on her wrists match the bands on her braces
Up in Macy's, on some "here baby, try it on"
What's wrong? (My mom would never let me buy a thong)
I ain't your mom, I'm a Groat, I'm a true thug
I'll buy you all the lingerie your parents don't approve of
So make some room up in your bed next to your teddy bear
Buckwheat Groats, so shopping mall debonair

[Hook]

[Outro]
I'm holding shit down at this mall like Paul Blart
I'm big shit, man, you're just a small fart
We got these bitches open like cards from Hallmark
Buckwheat Groats, motherfucker, we ball hard