Least Favorite Rapper Lyrics

Busdriver:
Uh oh

Nocando:
Hey I don't need no popper stoppers
Cause the money in the pop
Nocando, Busdriver

Busdriver:
Wait hold on though

Nocando:
Project Blowed

Busdriver:
Don't say my name though

Nocando:
Poppin' P's profusely

Busdriver:
I don't want anybody to know I'm on this song

Nocando:
These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back
So fuck sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back
Nocando:
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm the least favorite rapper


[Nocando]:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite

Nocando:
I am your least favorite rapper
My release date is after
The D-Day disaster

I need to get cheesecake for master

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
Pissing on the circuit breaker

Nocando:
While the strippers do the percolator

Busdriver:
I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper

Nocando:
Read by the type of hipster
That don't like me yelling all kinds of niggas

While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards
"Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga"


Busdriver:
Still unliked because my leading single's about
Laser beams and force fields
And my hoopty's not full of groupies
Just Mabellyne and orange peels

But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza Hut

Nocando:
And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough
But compared to them I'm street as fuck


Busdriver:
I will put USB in's in their tween cunts

Nocando:
When it comes to this nerd rap
It seems like the black thing's a problem

You know what I Idi A-mean
I feel like the last king of Scotland

Busdriver:
So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
Dipping Polaroids in rice milk
Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
And an iced grill


Nocando:
The new rap fans listen to 'Ye
Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay
Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway
Just to convince the women to stay


Busdriver:
Selling out like it was Christmas Day
And give everyone an admission to pay
For a tit in the face

Nocando:
I was beginning to say
What came first the chicken or egg
The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
Dissipates visits and strays

What the fuck, did our whole approach to business decay?

Busdriver:
We underused all the parlor tricks
Instead of talking about art and shit

I should have put my hardened dick
In the hind quarters of Time Warner


Nocando:
It's over!
That fool just served Time Warner

Fools are sniffin' 'yay
That fool had tits at your Christmas party!
Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!
Yeah!

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I'm your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm your least favorite rapper

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite

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Track off of Busdriver’s Jhelli Beam and features NoCanDo who Busdriver later forms a duo with called Flash Bang Grenada.

This song explores what makes a rapper popular and how it makes them look popular in retrospect. Numerous shots are taken at more popular artists as well as shots at their fans.

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June 19, 2009
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