[Verse One]

Check it
You are the bestest
Here's a confession
I poured my fuckin' heart into that text message
And then you had the nerve to say that I was not invested
Now i'm up late smokin' cigarettes with no discretion
Wishin' i'm the one you call when you can't stop your stressin'
Hope that when we fucked that one time that you don't regret it...
Kickin' in your sleep baby, why you so restless?
The way you fuckin' drink girl, i think it's so precious
I got all the syrup baby let me make you breakfast
I know you never sleep but you can come sleep in my bed, next to me... oh
Next to me... oh

[Verse Two]

I know it's only when you're drunk when you express affection
I cherish you more than my comic book collection
I thought you felt the same but I guess I was just being deperate
Now I know just how you feel so I guess I stand corrected
Feels like the first time i've rapped and really fucking meant it
Thought about you every night... during my senetence
But then when you left you made me learn a lesson
This time I won't forget it...

[Verse Three]

Now i'm sittin' here almost every single night and i'm drinkin' to excess
And it's a little bit depressin'
And it's gettin' too expensive
And I know that you expect it but...
I'll be thinkin' 'bout the past while you forget the present... oh...
Oh no... oh...
Oh... oh...
Oh no...

[Bridge]

So I guess this is the last time
That i fuckin' pass rhymes
On any bitch or chick that tells me that she doesn't have time
I won't even ask twice
She won'thave to ask why

[Hook]

Baby cut it out now we both know you ain't that fly...
Baby cut it out now we both know you ain't that fly...
Baby shut your mouth now...

[Verse Four]

So these days i'm living east, I could give a fuck less
I know it's hard for you but you should really think of what's next
Police profile me because I am always a suspect
I try to change my ways but I can't seem to change the subject
I barely keep composure because I am always a wreck
I called you at like three am, you insist we must text
You think that i'm not into you but sometimes I don't want sex
But let's be fuckin' honest girl i'm trying to get you undressed
Yeah...

[Verse Five]

We hit the fuckin' party, then we cause a fuckin' ruckus
Then that shit gets busted, now we're out the backdoor runnin'
From the motherfuckin' cops, who be gunnin' to come fuck us
It was so much fuckin' fun until we ended up in cuffs
I got charged with possession, i got charged with disruption
I guess it's 'cause i'm messed up and i'm actin' out in public
Yeah it sucks to suck
I'm just grindin' my last buck
And i'm just tryin' to get fucked
But i'm not tryin' to get fucked with

[Bridge]

Be careful 'round me baby i'm a sucker for seduction
It's only when i'm sober that I barely even function

[Hook]

Nights blurred, drunken...
Bad habits, tucked-in...
You know what? Fuck it
Fuck it

Nights blurred, drunken...
Bad habits, tucked-in...
You know what? Fuck it
Fuck it

Hashtag, Slut Twins

[Verse Six]

I love my fuckin' friends, party til the world ends
We'll be smokin' cigarettes and we'll be drinkin' in abundance
We make our own damn rules, we don't need fuckin' instructions
Live off destruction
Addicted to dysfunction
I guess 'm all about that life from day one I was sucked in
You and I, up all night, fucked up, again
Goddamn I fuckin' love this
But back to my confession
I almost forgot to mention
Yeah that ever since I met you
I knew right then i'd been abducted, well fuck it
I'm dane dopeRock and I need no introduction

[Outro]

It's time for shots, my rhymes will stop and none of this has sunk-in