Eminem – No One's Iller Lyrics

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[Intro: Bizarre]
Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid coming at you
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
No one's iller than me (what)
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me
It's Mr. Swifty
from the 313

[Verse 1: Swifty McVay]
I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes licking they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meaning
Got your whole crew doing subpoenas

Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius
Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you can't beat us
While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this

I done made quadriplegics outta these non-rapping rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape
It ain't no secret that your shit sounds fake
You can't stop it my mind state

Makes it too late for cops in trying to stop the crime rate
I'm like toothaches, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell
From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like root canals
I erase all trails, something farther from getting bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well

Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linking trials
Horrified, and keep on fronting, repenting and lose they bowels
Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady falling in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW


It's Swifty from the 313
Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh

[Verse 2: Bizarre]
Me and Eminem and Mike
Driving down Van Dyke
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite
Still on probation for strangling my boy Jason
Should be taking my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facing

Last week this old man I had to blast
Cause he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook

Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eating like I should
This wounded dog in the street is sure looking good

Rob this little boy in his fucking paper route
Throwing bombs at day care centers and yell "Everybody get out!"
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
Cause she found out I was having an affair with her 10-year-old niece


No one, no one's iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Nobody better test me, cause I don't wanna get messy
Especially when I step inside this bitch, dipped freshly
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs

True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whipping 40-bottles like the fucking Pepsi clubs

Down a fifth, crack open a six
I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss

I'm hollering at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was?
I'm always taking someone else's girl like Cool J does

They probably don't be packing anyways, do they, Fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz

Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherfucking crib up when I ran past it
Fucking felon, headed to hell in a handbasket

Talking shit'll get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
Furious four motherfuckers

Flashing in front of your face without the Grand Masters

Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me

[Verse 4: Fuzz Scoota]
I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead

Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg

That trash you said got you standing on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rocking the most classic threads
Flashing bread, roll down the window
Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red
You can get 'til that ass get red

Bizarre you get him and him, Swift you get him and him
I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga Eminem

Never writer's block, I block writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumping the counter with a mop stick
Some bitch ran up screaming, "GET THE COPS, QUICK"
And got drop kicked, now she screaming "stop it"

Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever you shop bitch, Fuzz Scoota '97 crop pick
Sick-a y'all niggas looking at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggas still don't know the top pick
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shitting socks bitch

P Rock shit, leave your fucking knot split
Grab the green from Al by showing him hot grits (no one)
Ain't nobody iller than me

[Outro: Bizzare]
It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Eminem and Swift from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313

You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees
From the home of potholes and trash
We'll lyrically blast

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