Eminem – Same Song & Dance Lyrics

Produced By: Dawaun Parker & Dr. Dre
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[Intro]
(Same song and dance)
Damn, girl everywhere I go
(Same song and dance)
I like the way you move all over the globe
(Same song and dance)
Something about it man
(Same song and dance)
In the pale moonlight


[Verse 1]
I'm looking at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing aren't ya

Probably thinking you'll get slapped so damn hard you
Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya
Couple rape charges people think you're a monster

The police constantly bugging you non-stop
I walk up on you, "Well, hello Tonya"
I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
You outta gas? Do you got a flat?

I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundry mat, I got your back
Why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back

And sit up front, I'm not asking it's a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a wrap
In broad day and no masks for this attack
I heard 'em say exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back,
come on

[Hook]
Yeah, baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass
That windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl why you crying to me (Same song and dance)

[Verse 2]
The first victim I had she was a big one
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every four to six months

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
At Nickelodeon flashed the little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front

I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son

Look here she comes, I'd better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin hun
How 'bout a ride to rehab? Get in cunt

But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl I'm just kidding, let me start over again hun

See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
If I wanted to kill you, it woulda already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her
With 66 inches of extension cord

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played the little schoolgirl when she first
Burst up on the scene, it seemed that the world was hers

She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me, it made me mad at first, I lashed out in my songs
But what was really going, on was that I had developed a crush
I just didn't know how to tell it to her

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?

We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell like "Hello, my love"
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me
I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feeling you Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since the schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I've been feeling you, ooh-ooh, girl you sexy little gal you

Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
C'mon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke

And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm 'bout to make a new outfit outta you
New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit outta you, shoot
Now show me how you move, baby do how are you do


[Hook]

[Outro]
Same kicking and screaming
Same crying and sobbing (Same song and dance)
Same begging and pleading
Same yelling and bleeding (Same song and dance)

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