Step right up, I'm about to light up the skyline
So bright, I'mma fuck your whole night up
Laid up your glow sticks and go stick a stick in your ass
This is the ghost of Christmas past
This is your ho, she's supposed to kiss his ass
This is gross but listen close, if you don't
You can go stick your whole fucking nose against his crack
'til he lets one go and blows your whiskers back
And get a great big old whiff cause if you last without passing out
You be on the next episode of Fear Factor, yeah, I'm back to, back to what?
I don't know, smack a little child actor's butt, Mike Jackson, what?
What the fuck you want? I got a blunt and some Jesus juice
Who needs an excuse these days
The way they rally around pedophiles, you lucky I don't pee in your face
I can do anything and apologize for it later as long
As it ain't a racist tape from '88, than I'm straight of that cannot be forgave
If I drank pee for, 18 years straight and ate shit every day
On a porcelain plate that was shaped like a toilet with a fork and steak, knife
For the rest of my life and had to watch my ex-wife get fucked by Vanilla Ice
Twice a day, cause I said N-I-G-G-A, when I was a teenager
Blaow-blaow, Shade, um, 45, shorty, let me get your number, baby
Maybe I can hump your leg or something?
But it's time for me to go, so I stopped, jumped in the vehicle
It's like this, because of that boob, right?
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